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Well, the pictures I took of Jay in the shower won’t be posted at all.  They were’t porno – let’s get that straight first.  There were a couple of his ass, a few of just skin, and a couple of him drying off but the towel was covering all of the hard parts.  It is really tough to get pictures of Jay in the shower.  He was fighting me the whole time but due to the persuasion of a dear friend (who I won’t name but lives in Alaska) I thought I’d try.

Here’s the funny part – well for me anyway.  The shower pictures were still on the camera when we took it to one of my son’s school events a few days later.  The grandparents were there to witness this event and we were all sitting together in the auditorium.  Jay had started taking pictures of the kids on stage.  He gave me the camera to show my mom who was sitting right next to me.  Can you see where this is going?  So, she is pushing the button trying to review the pictures Jay just took and accidentally pushed the button that took her back to the beginning of the pictures on the card.  It was a big ole’ picture of Jay’s ass.  I freaked and took the camera away from her quickly.  Jay quite literally choked on the gum he was chewing and he said he nearly had to have the Heimlich.  He grabbed the camera from me and proceeded to delete all of the shower photos right then and there.  My mom and I are cackling away and I knew I was going to get killed.  Jay turned as red as I have ever seen him.  The thing is, my mom didn’t get a good enough look at the picture and assumed it was our son.  I had to tell her that it was Jay because she thought I was some sort of weirdo for taking naked pictures of my son.  Then that sounds even better because she naturally assumed that the pictures Jay was proceeding to delete were of nastier things.

It was a good laugh.  I’m sure Jay will be forever embarrassed that my mom saw his ass if only for a moment.  And I think Jay and I are about even.

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